bethofalltrades

1. What time did you get up this morning?
10:44

2. Diamonds or pearls?
??

3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema?
The Dark Knight.

4. What is your favourite TV show?
24

5. What do you usually have for breakfast?
My first meal of the day is around 4pm, it varies between soup, rotini w/butter and salt and hot pockets.

6. What food do you dislike?
Peas. Goddamned motherfucking peas.

7. What is your favourite CD at moment?
I only listen to cassettes.

8. What kind of car do you drive?
N/A. Soon tho....

9. Favourite sandwich?
I don't eat meat anymore but nothing beats a B.L.T.

10. What characteristic do you despise?
Pregnancy.

11. Favourite item of clothing?
T-Shirt that reads "Thank You For Not Breeding."

12. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would you go?
Japan.

13. Favourite brand of clothing?
Not big on brands but I am very loyal to the boxers they sell at Target. ::checks:: Merona.

14. Where would you retire to?
I don't think along those lines.

15. What was your most recent memorable birthday?
30th.

16. Favourite sport to watch?
Rugby.

17. When is your birthday?
People can hack your accounts if they know your birthday and zip code. I ain't no jive turkey.

18. Are you a morning person or a night person?
Night.

19. What is your shoe size?
Size 12. Makes it hard to get boots I want and gives the ladies false hopes.

20. Pets?
Nah, love animals but too much responsibility. I'd only let them down in the end....

21. Any new and exciting news you'd like to share with us?
No.

22. What did you want to be when you where little?
When I "where" little? You mean when I "were" little or when I "was" little? When I *was* little I wanted to be a con artist. No shit. I'm still little in a lot of ways so there is always hope.

23. How are you today?
That's a complicated question.

24. What is your favourite candy?
Shockers. I find that my tongue starts bleeding around the time that there are 4 left in the roll. I still eat that last four.

25. What is your favourite flower?
I am FAR too masculine to even have an opinion on some shit like this.

26. What is a day on the calendar you are looking forward to?
10/14

27. What is your full name?
William H.

28. What are you listening to right now?
Movie.

29. What was the last thing you ate?
Soup and salad.

30. Do you wish on stars?
WTF????

31. If you were a crayon, what colour would you be?
I'm not racist, stop trying to trick me.

32. How is the weather right now?
Air conditioned.

33. The first person you spoke to on the phone today?
Becca.

34. Favourite soft drink?
Pepsi.

35. Favourite restaurant?
Genghis Grill.

36. Real hair colour?
Dark.

37. What was your favourite toy as a child?
Nunchucks.

38. Summer or winter?
Fall.

39. Hugs or kisses?
From?

40. Chocolate or vanilla?
I'm not racist, stop trying to trick me.

41. Coffee or tea?
Both but tea doesn't wreck my stomach.

42. Do you want your friends to fill this in?
I'm not one to pressure anyone.

43. When was the last time you cried?
N/A

44. What is under your bed?
Smashing Pumpkins cassettes, weightlifting gloves, sheets, T-shirts I don't wear, tax forms, post office receipts, Shockers wrappers.

45. What did you do last night?
Work, sleep.

46. What are you afraid of?
Pregnancy. (Not that *I* would get pregnant, but if I, like, impregnated a woman or something. That would hella SUCK.)

47. Salty/savoury or sweet?
Salty.

48. How many keys on your key ring?
Five. Apt, mailbox, filing cabinet, Chris' front door, Chris' upstairs door.

49. How many years at your current job?
4.

50. Favourite day of the week?
Thursday.

51. Do you make friends easily?
No.